Inspired by the many complaints i’ve received of older Lilo’s resemblance to Nani.
I can’t wait until I get hot so I can show up to my high school reunion like
"YOU ALL SHOULD HAVE DATED ME"
Don’t let the media warp your perception of beauty. Beauty is pizza.
You are what you eat huh?
If you see something like this, DO NOT CALL AN EXTERMINATOR!
Call a beekeeper, they can relocate the hive instead of killing them. Bees are dying at an alarming rate, please do not contribute to that! They are so important for our ecosystem!
yo fuck this i aint gonna call no beekeeper i’m moving before i’m dead
I’m going to call an exterminator so the exterminator can kill them. I’ll be able to sleep at night knowing that there are less bees in the world.
No bees = no food.
No food = no life.
Congratulations on destroying the world.
Because you seem to not understand that bees pollinate flowers and literally bees are the reason we have food.
i’m allowed to at least freak the fuck out before i decide on anything right?
Absolutely. Scream and flail and maybe climb up on/down under something, cry it out, maybe hyperventilate a little, then decide who to call.
Screaming and flailing are not actually reccomended, as that might agitate the bees which is the opposite of what you want to do.
Leave the house.
THEN scream and flail if you want.
While not in the house, use your cell phone to call information and ask for local apiaries. Crying on the phone might inspire someone to come quickly.
Dude! Look at all those honeys!
don’t ask.. All I remember is him mentioning he loves boobs and stuff when I first watched his vid.. I regret nothing..
What do you want people to remember about ‘Saving Mr. Banks’?
I’ve heard this theory around a bit but I liked reading it laid out like this.
Ellen dropped a fucking stack on pizza i need to befriend her brah.
she tipped $2 I am dying